neo-soulless:

deandresr:

jehovahhthickness:

This shit was so funny

Lls

Im screaming at the way the other woman signed vagina

the-world-on-my-shoulders:

hawaiian things white people like:
- ukuleles
- luau themed parties
- weird hip sway hula dancing
- flower child aesthetic (leis, crowns)

hawaiian things white people don’t like:
- the struggle to protect our sacred lands and traditions from tourists
- the fact that our country has been taken from us illegally
- native hawaiians basically

andantegrazioso:

Lucy Boynton as Posy Fossil | Ballet Shoes

llovinghome:

martin-septim:

pochowek:

croatians:

caceydoesthings:

riskyshuffle:

darkness1356:

moonlandingwasfaked:

gaygothur:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

radicalmercy:

chum-personable:

skarchomp:

trilllizard666:

buttergay:

bshci:

@ bottoms stop keysmashing every 3 fucking minutes. We get it. Youre a pillow princess. No need to hdjrkrk keysmash hfjjrjf all the damn time hdjejdk

Bitch do you expect me to ha ha? You expect me to lol? Fucking chortle? Is that what you want? A good lmao?

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criwes:

Mother and Child (1905) by Gustav Klimt
Madonna (1895) by Edvard Munch
Dead Mother I (1910) by Egon Schiele
Mother and Child (1913) by Emil Nolde

jurassicgoldblums:

shimmervee:

the best jeff goldblum photoshoots are the ones where he looks like an exasperated museum curator who just got off the phone with his husband who informed him that their beloved border collie scuffed the living room floors which they JUST varnished last weekend and ugh sorry but he really doesnt have the time for this because he’s nursing a hangover from all the cherry merlot he consumed at last night’s company mixer which he’d promise himself he’d go easy on because he had a lot of errands to run the next day but he just got so caught up with trying to impress mrs van damme and has a tendency to hide his anxiety with booze which is something he’s been trying to work through but anyway he’s already at the tailor’s and he’s gotta get back to the office in 15 so he’ll see him at home and hangs up in a bit of a rush but realized that was kinda rude so he’s thinking of an appropriate emoji to send him to soften the blow while he’s waiting for darlene to bring him his smoking jacket

this is so specific but so accurate, I love every thing about this so much

unfortunate-waitress:

hello-its-a-jo:

unfortunate-waitress:

If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly in front of you is from that point on is now classified as your shit. The shit you are suddenly responsibly for and I am burning my hands for. Move your shit. I’m not going to move it for you.

Shoutout to the people who see me approaching with their food and immediately start clearing the way for me. You are the real MVPs. You know what’s up. You understand.

As for everybody else. Move. Your. Shit.

Me

We see that and we respect the fuck out of you. Thank you.

shiftythrifting:

I faced the shame of my mother and bought this for one dollar at the Woodbury Flea Market, Long Island, NY.

irishcottagecafe:

Y’all ever wish your only responsibility was taking care of a small vegetable garden

whosawhatawutchamacallit:

When someone asks what I’m smiling at on my phone

bestabandoned:

Martino Zegwaard - Abandoned greenhouse in castle.

hauntedbystorytelling:

Vassar college girls practising their Greek dances, circa 1923 / source and hi-res: WHI

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

I think every aspiring scientist in some point of their education should have to teach a college level class to elementary school children, while making it fun and understandable for said children. Being able to communicate complex ideas to all age ranges is extremely important for science literacy. It’s paramount that a scientist is able to explain their field to anyone who wants to learn. A lack of science communication in the past years has been a factor in many people choosing to ignore and reject science. Science is not exclusive to professionals. Science belongs to us all.

Not only that, but children are smarter than what many adults think. It’s also important to not overly dumb down science to the point where it’s boring to them. I am an average intelligence individual, and by the time I was in middle school I was able to explain the most fundamental concept of the theory of relativity to my peers. It’s not because I was smart, but because I was passionate about the topic. Kids can understand things if you teach the subject in an appropriate way. I was able to teach my nieces multiplication and division at ages 6 and 7. Not because they were some super smart whiz kids, but because I taught them in such a way that they could understand. Knowing complex science topics does not require you to be smart, it requires you to be taught at a level that you can understand and that you can build on. Any one of us can be Einstein.